Miscellaneous Birthday Limericks

Looking at the search strings that lead to my site, I see a continuing demand for birthday limericks. Here are a few.

For a father or older man:

You've conquered the aging disease
that brings lesser men to their knees.
You're a vigorous man
and you've proved you still can
blow your candles with only one wheeze.

For a cost conscious parent:

Dad, I'm sure it will give you a lift
that I've shown such commendable thrift
in choosing a way
to remember your day
with this heart-warming message (no gift).

Belated:

This year I have something to boast:
I remembered your birthday (almost).
This card may be late
but it's close to the date.
Let's pretend it got lost in the post.

Comments

need a limerick for my mother on her birthday