Zeugma and Syllepsis
The Bitch
She had days and a fortune to spend
at the roulette wheel and a loose end.
She carelessly wrote
off her car and a note
to her shame and her husband's best friend.
The Pugilistic Poet
He was short of a quid and with words
when he lived for each day and with nerds.
He, to make matters worse,
knocked out thugs and light verse
'cause it picked up his mood and the birds.
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