Zeugma and Syllepsis

The Bitch

She had days and a fortune to spend
at the roulette wheel and a loose end.
She carelessly wrote 
off her car and a note
to her shame and her husband's best friend.

The Pugilistic Poet

He was short of a quid and with words
when he lived for each day and with nerds.
He, to make matters worse,
knocked out thugs and light verse
'cause it picked up his mood and the birds.