I really like that last one, there. I've always regarded baths as a sort of dirt-redistribution deal, and I was very pleased to see someone else drawing the same conclusion. The wine one was good, too, the one for "ages".
Man, I've got to get in on this thing! As soon as I'm done with all this work rubbish....
That unicorn yarn of yours always makes me giggle. Much better than all that saccharine-sweet unicorn nonsense. Anyway, what makes people think a great hulking goat/horse thing with a HORN on its head would be friendly, to begin with? Horns, after all, are generally for poking folks with.
Hahaha! This is #1 on my list of duets I would LOVE to see sung, and never will. Oh, baby. It would be hysterical. Kevin wossname should put it in a Jay and Silent Bob movie.
I found your site while searching Yahoo for the word "limericist," which I wasn't certain was real, or had I invented the word. I enjoyed your limericks, making me wonder if you hear the limericks on the weekly news quiz show "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" on National Public Radio. Check out the show, which features three limericks each week, each realted to the week's news, and the person phoning in has to fill in the last word or phrase. Keep up the fine work. - Mike
How on earth did you remain calm through all that? You're a better man than I am. Well, that's not hard, seeing as I'm not a man at all, but you know what I mean.
I know the feeling, though, where you start imagining something good in a boring situation, but then it doesn't hold together, and the situation is boring again. Lately, I've been watching packbawkies outside the window and making up stupid conversations for them to have. That always makes life a little more...well, bizarre, anyway.
Ha, ha! I'm not much on the idea of knicker censorship, but every time I see someone with their underpants sticking out, I must confess to feeling a certain uncomfortable compulsion to go and hitch their trousers up before they fall down around their ankles. My trousers did that once, and it was an ear-reddening experience, if ever there was one.
Of these words I am not the author; I am but a conduit for the meanings hidden inside a group of letters. I am an anagrammatical orator emitting the essence of demotivation. The message is cruel but I soften it at my peril.
I really like that last one, there. I've always regarded baths as a sort of dirt-redistribution deal, and I was very pleased to see someone else drawing the same conclusion. The wine one was good, too, the one for "ages".
Man, I've got to get in on this thing! As soon as I'm done with all this work rubbish....
My sad face was lamenting my shoddy spelling. The teasing was deserved.
Aw, I'm sorry to tease you about your spelling. I was just pulling your leg, there. :-(
Will the word "contributers" be appearing in the OEDILF?
;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
I like the way you managed to work in the duck-quack myth, there. Very artful.
OH MY GAWD! Unbelievable! I might get in on that when I have time, as well.
That unicorn yarn of yours always makes me giggle. Much better than all that saccharine-sweet unicorn nonsense. Anyway, what makes people think a great hulking goat/horse thing with a HORN on its head would be friendly, to begin with? Horns, after all, are generally for poking folks with.
Hahaha! This is #1 on my list of duets I would LOVE to see sung, and never will. Oh, baby. It would be hysterical. Kevin wossname should put it in a Jay and Silent Bob movie.
:) Thanks jk and Mikey.
It just screamed 'celebritheocracy' to me, but I assume that would have botched the DD rules :P
Very funny. celibritocracy.
At first glance, I thought she was YOU playing a joke on Mr. Myers! Ha, ha!
I found your site while searching Yahoo for the word "limericist," which I wasn't certain was real, or had I invented the word. I enjoyed your limericks, making me wonder if you hear the limericks on the weekly news quiz show "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" on National Public Radio. Check out the show, which features three limericks each week, each realted to the week's news, and the person phoning in has to fill in the last word or phrase. Keep up the fine work. - Mike
How on earth did you remain calm through all that? You're a better man than I am. Well, that's not hard, seeing as I'm not a man at all, but you know what I mean.
Like I already told you, ouch, ouch and double ouch.
I hope it gets found.
Can I have some money? (Just kidding.)
I know the feeling, though, where you start imagining something good in a boring situation, but then it doesn't hold together, and the situation is boring again. Lately, I've been watching packbawkies outside the window and making up stupid conversations for them to have. That always makes life a little more...well, bizarre, anyway.
Ha, ha! I'm not much on the idea of knicker censorship, but every time I see someone with their underpants sticking out, I must confess to feeling a certain uncomfortable compulsion to go and hitch their trousers up before they fall down around their ankles. My trousers did that once, and it was an ear-reddening experience, if ever there was one.
Haha. I just like saying "pervert". It's one of the funniest words in the English language, I find. Really, the poem is quite innocent!
(I edited your comment to fix the line break.)
:D :D :D
We'll have none o' that pervert talk 'round 'ere, Ratty. ;)
Mouse Pervert
It's private, don't try it--
You're looking--don't hide it!
Stop lying; stop prying
You nosey louse!
Protest--I don't buy it
You're causing a riot!
Sighing and trying to
Look at my mouse!
Woops, missed a line break, there. That first line should be two.
The vomit tide was considered, but the pairs of slant rhymes demanded a showing. They added colour to an otherwise tedious and meaningless verse.
What about "on a vomit tide"? That, at least, would dispense with the whole visual of EATING vomit.
Of these words I am not the author; I am but a conduit for the meanings hidden inside a group of letters. I am an anagrammatical orator emitting the essence of demotivation. The message is cruel but I soften it at my peril.
I am highly disturbed by the inclusion of a vomit diet.