Fashion and intolerance don't mix

"State Representative Derrick Shepherd got tired of catching glimpses of boxer shorts and G-strings over the low-slung belt lines of young adults."

"No G-strings!" saith Derrick the Bold.
"These pretty young things must be told
to be more discreet
when I'm out on the street
else my wife makes me wear a blindfold."

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Ha, ha! I'm not much on the idea of knicker censorship, but every time I see someone with their underpants sticking out, I must confess to feeling a certain uncomfortable compulsion to go and hitch their trousers up before they fall down around their ankles. My trousers did that once, and it was an ear-reddening experience, if ever there was one.