Jen & Ben

I couldn't resist having a poke at the report of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony getting married. I suppose five months is enough time for Ben Affleck's side of the bed to get cold -- life in the fast lane and all that. The sad part is that within a few years, the power of that short "Bennifer" romance will be lost. The pain of its ending will only live in the reminiscences of the most dedicated fans.

I could make it live forever. I could immortalize it in song. Break out a box of tissues, it's time for a truly heart-rending duet, Hollywood style.

Jen:
Ben, the two of us had press rapport
but, the tabloids were a crushing bore.
With the Afflection that they've shown
we'd never be alone
and I could never see
how much they worshipped me.

Ben:
Jen, you're always dating here and there.
You and Marc should make a perfect pair.
If your marriage should unwind
and love becomes a grind
here's one thing you should know:
you know where you can go.

Jen:
I used to say, "Ben and me"
but for now, "Anthony!"
Ben:
If Jersey Girl gets to me
just don't let Enza see.

Jen:
Ben, no bimbo could turn you away
even with those rumours that you're gay.
They don't see the Gigli you.
(Was there one good review?)
I'm sure they'd think again
if they'd spent a year with Ben.