Madonna Becomes a Religious Icon

Isn't this a classic case of nominative determinism? Madonna becomes an iconic focus for a religious movement.

What could I do? I simply had to pull a limerick or double dactyl out of this one.

Starbalah Schmarbalah
Old Rabbi Phillip Berg
found that the brightest stars
beamed rays of light

into the realms of the
celebritocracy --
now the Madonna can
re-clothe in white.

Other Double Dactyls

Comments

Very funny. celibritocracy.

It just screamed 'celebritheocracy' to me, but I assume that would have botched the DD rules :P

:) Thanks jk and Mikey.