A divine motto:

I'm too deviant
  to video a mint
    oven mat idiot
      on a vomit diet.

Avoid it, not me.


I am highly disturbed by the inclusion of a vomit diet.

Of these words I am not the author; I am but a conduit for the meanings hidden inside a group of letters. I am an anagrammatical orator emitting the essence of demotivation. The message is cruel but I soften it at my peril.

What about "on a vomit tide"? That, at least, would dispense with the whole visual of EATING vomit.

The vomit tide was considered, but the pairs of slant rhymes demanded a showing. They added colour to an otherwise tedious and meaningless verse.