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Artopiana

The vexing question, "What is art?" has been raised several times in the last few days from apparently independent sources. While I was reading Learning to Write with Uncle Jim  I was directed to an online course called Reception of the Arts. This site has a wealth of notes on the subject from the viewpoint of the receiver.

Nathalia Edenmont creates art by killing animals. Wetterling Gallery defend her art as beautiful and thought provoking. Is art defined by the intent of the creator or is it defined by the recipient? Must both creator and recipient agree that it is art?

In Sweden, a law has been proposed that will require photographers to pay royalties to an artist if they publish a photo that includes any significant part of a work of art. This law includes a legal definition of art that covers paintings and sculpture. What if an artist creates works of art on skin? Can a makeup artist expect royalty payments from a photographer if a made-up face is included within a photograph of some other subject? If the law is passed, I can see a lucrative market for legal "artists".

I fear that the English word "art" has been so overloaded with different meanings that it is impossible to define. Perhaps the word has become virtually useless. Looking at dictionary definitions supports this view. However, since we continue to use the word to communicate a concept, I'd like to have a stab at finding some boundaries to its meaning, however fuzzy.

These musings led me to construct a little thought experiment (which I'm pretty sure is not itself art):

Imagine you are the reigning monarch of the small island state of Artopiana. You have 144000 subjects and a thriving, self-sufficient economy.

You decide that you have enough treasury surplus to be able to provide some modest financial assistance for artists. Being a wise monarch, you realise there may be some opportunists in your kingdom who try to take advantage of your generosity. Since you don't have the time to administer the art assistance scheme personally, you need to set out some guidelines as to what pursuits qualify as art.

What are your guidelines? What are the essential elements of art that your kind, intelligent social security officer should look for when someone applies for support?

Beyond Expectations (Reclaiming Art Part 3)

The buzz surrounding the Reclaiming Art hoax wasn't limited to the EK forums. I went to bed around 2:30am after watching the fun on EK. On Saturday morning when I logged in, all hell had broken loose. Since ConceptArt and EatPoo had been disparaged by our pseudo-evangelicals an enraged EKer had felt obliged to direct their attention to the slight.

Beyond Expectations (Reclaiming Art Part 2)

It's time for the next episode on the Reclaiming Art hoax.

After the initial outrage at the god-spam aimed at Linda we let the mood cool for a couple of weeks. Socar made her carefully planned "mistake" post in the EK Study forum to leave a trail for the sleuths to follow. Linda posted the second letter from Andrew T Foster. The EK community boiled.

Beyond Expectations (Reclaiming Art Part 1)

My previous entry gave a behind-the-scenes view of creating Reclaiming Art. Now I'll try to draw together some of the responses from the lives that it touched. The Reclaiming Art hoax reached a far wider audience than any of us imagined. It was the huge crowd of unintended victims that led us to blow the cover early rather than hold on until April 1st.

The Making Of "Reclaiming Art"

In early December last year I started thinking about an April Fool's Day hoax to play on the members of Ebony Keep. Each year's joke has to be better than the previous. The members have had all manner of upsetting stunts played on them, so they are getting much smarter at detecting fraud. I figured that if a joke was going to fool them, we had to have something that looked well established before March. It had to be well prepared.

There had been some recent bickering in another online forum directed against prominent EK members. This got right up the noses of a number of people in EK; our community has strong internal bonds. The past few April Japes have generated friction within the community. It was time for EK to rise up in anger against an external foe and I knew how to manufacture one.

Sigga and Socar refined the idea with me, then Socar enlisted the support of EK's aristocracy. It was met with enthusiasm. We created an ezboard community called Reclaiming Art. and I played my role as Andrew T Foster. In the rest of this journal entry I've included some discussions from the hoax planning room so you can get a behind-the-scenes view.

[edit: If you just want to see the responses, check here (part 1), here (part 2), and here (part 3).]

Packbawkies Can Sing

Picture a solid black block in a rocky landscape silhouetted against the dawn sky.

The block is perfectly smooth -- a precise rectangular prism.

It is not completely black.

Streaks of white birdshit have hardened on the sides of the block.

Virgilanti Presents:

2001<!--EZCODE FONT END--> an avian odyssey

Download theme music (1.7Mb) "Also Squawk Zarathustra" by Richard Strauss, performed by the Melbourne Fowlharmonic Bawkestra

To Frank

I ate lunch at the pub today. The sarcasm flowed like beer. Solutions to the world's problems stayed afloat for a while when we stirred them, then sank like a gritty sediment. Another colleague has moved on.

At lunch to his health we all drank
as we sipped and said farewell to Frank.
He quit this job's pain
when he saw he could gain
a career and more bucks in his bank.

Virge's Law

In June last year I coined a law concerning Australian taxation software. I'll freely admit the law was a humorous exaggeration and didn't encapsulate much truth. A more useful law that's been brought to mind on many recent occasions can be expressed like this:

Virge's Law: Whenever you think nobody could be that stupid, think again.

It helps to put a lot of life in perspective.

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