Wooooo, we can't have that!
When you look at the fuss the US media make about one breast, you have to sit back and laugh. How can any of them expect to be taken seriously?
I couldn't resist a little limerick for the world-shattering, absolutely sensational, how-could-they-let-this-happen Janet Jackson's Tit Scandal.
It left all the prudes in a titter
when Justin exposed Janet's glitter.
It's only a breast,
so why get so stressed?
Hell! We couldn't care if he bit 'er.