- You can leave decorative pawprints all over the mousemat after you've explored the dust behind the computers.
- Humans wake up if you spring onto their faces in the middle of the night.
- Keyrings can be fun if you hold the keys with your claws and chew on the ring.
- Bedcovers have edges. Find an edge, wriggle under it and bite whatever moves.
- If nothing moves, find something that feels like it might move when you bite it.
- Headphone cords are really the tails of wild creatures.
- Any computer game box is big enough to fit a kitten. Any fitting difficulties can be solved by biting the lid.
- Humans never learn to anticipate an ankle attack from under a bed.
- Of all the keys on a computer keyboard, the Sleep key is the best one to step on.
- Humans find it hard to type when you're gnawing their thumbs.
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Ah, teh wisdom .... *nods sagely in attempts to appear enlightened*.
Thanks for the smile, my friend. =)