From today's celebrity news...

... comes a double dactyl:

Snickety Snarkety
Michael Moore's Fahrenheit
goes forth to theatres
dressed up for war:

"Bring it on boys; call me
anti-American,
then watch my customers
come back for Moore."

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... and a limerick:

There once was a Girl, Interrupted,
whose acting career was disrupted.
For grand theft they tried 'er,
that thespian Ryder,
and found all her morals corrupted.

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