From today's celebrity news...
... comes a double dactyl:
Snickety Snarkety
Michael Moore's Fahrenheit
goes forth to theatres
dressed up for war:
"Bring it on boys; call me
anti-American,
then watch my customers
come back for Moore."
... and a limerick:
There once was a Girl, Interrupted,
whose acting career was disrupted.
For grand theft they tried 'er,
that thespian Ryder,
and found all her morals corrupted.