TLAPD
I been talkin' like a pirate all day (or most o' it). I be gettin' in touch wit' me inner pirate. (Or were that gettin' in touch wit' me inner parrot?) Makes me wanna play this, but it ain't even beta yet.
Fer the lubbers, today's problematical;
'Tis a day for all sea dogs fanatical.
Pirate brogue be the booty,
An' yer lyrical duty:
Share a shanty o' verses piratical.