Tinfoil: the new black

Inspired by a scarily rational conspiracy theory discussion over at Making Light:

Why should tinfoil become the new black?
Is your government telling you jack?
"We don't have to explain.
Only foes would complain.
We're the empire -- no need to look back."

When will tinfoil become the new black?
When your country's been under attack,
And you cannot forget
You're a terrorist threat
If you're caught with the dread Al-Manac.

US honor is catching some flack
From your leader's reality-lack
'Cause there's evidence there,
But he just doesn't care;
Could be tinfoil is now the new black.

There's a mystery box on his back
And continuous speech is a lack.
Could it be that his soul's
Under fundie control?
That's when tinfoil must be the new black.