Talking of Tentacles

Submitted by Virge on Mon, Sep 26, 2005 - 05:20
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Two betentacled double dactyls (crossposted from PhaWRONGula):

Buccally-luckily
Two-spot the octopus
Suckers his snacks with his
Tangly physique,

Munching his meals with a
Macho-mandibular
Chitinous crab-opening
Muscle-bound beak.

Rudyly-skewdily
Tabloid Canadian
Libels the Humboldt with
Fishermen's tales,

Marking himself as a
Cephalopodophobe—
First to be food when the
Old one prevails.