Some more OEDILF

Some more limericks for the OEDILF (Oxford English Dictionary In Limerick Form) project.

A fiber-free diet left Kit
so bloated she felt she would split.
Abevacuation
fell short of elation,
but made it less painful to sit.

Mary penned her most personal prayer;
An outrageously flagrant affair.
She stashed the brash story
In her abditory,
Then promptly forgot it was there.

Should you gloat that your garden's abloom
With bouquets boasting perfect perfume,
I shall snarl that its smell
Is the handiwork of hell
And a hay fever sufferer's doom.