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Gross Image Warning: Skip the next paragraph if you feel that bodily fluids should not be journalled.

The Virge is unstuffed today: an occasional cough, a little sniffle, but definitely unstuffed. If my hankerchief was half empty I'd complain about getting yet another cold. Instead I'll say it's half full so I can be happy that the cold only annoyed me for 2 days.

You had to read the previous paragraph anyway, didn't you? Your curiosity leant over and nudged your bravado, saying "There ain't nothin' he can type that could turn our guts." Your curiosity was probably right. If you've used a web browser for more than a few hours you've probably been exposed to much worse.