Release the Beast
Limericks to celebrate the arbitrarily apophenically auspicious antichristian date, 6/6/6.
Which calendar would the beast use?
The Romans', the Greeks' or the Jews'?
No ancient historian
Would use the Gregorian
Unless he were lacking for clues.
And a couple involving gratuitous oblique inclusion of The Number.
A Sydney girl, born in St Peters,
Was one of the world's fastest eaters.
When her figure increased
They named her "The Beast"
(Her statistics: 6-6-6, in metres).
A Kiwi girl (call her Miss X)
Sat drinking a bottle of Beck's.
Now my jaw's in a state:
When I asked for a date
I was sure she said sex! sex! oh! sex!
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Roll on 7 July 2007. Beast, with a bonus 16.666% extra beast!
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