Randomness

Submitted by Virge on Mon, Jun 23, 2003 - 11:16
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Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.

"The moving finger writes, and having writ, backspaces a bit, deletes the last word and replaces it with "unctuous", reformats the paragraph, adjusts the font size, and adds a gigantic sig of a sleeping pussy cat and a quote from a poem."
- Omar Khayyam, on his second day on USENET.