A Pirate Limerick
This isn't one of mine, but it is a limerick and it is piratey so I simply have to post it. It was posted by one of Harmony's friends in her journal.
There once was a pirate named Yates
Who ventured to rumba on skates.
He slipped on his cutlas,
And made himself nutless,
And now he's quite useless on dates.
I'd like to give credit for this,
since it gave me a moment of bliss.
I just had to quote it -
I can't find who wrote it
so I hope you don't think me remiss.