One of those blog things

I ignore most of the Answer these questions about yourself and What creature/character are you? quizzes. I did this one because: (a) it allowed complete freedom of choice (unlike the multiple-choice quizzes), (b) it was still very constrained--more of a puzzle or a word game, and (c) it encouraged humour no matter which band or artist you chose.

Choose a band/artist and answer only in song titles by that band: Leonard Cohen

Are you female or male: I'm Your Man
Describe yourself: By The Rivers Dark
How do some people feel about you: Last Year's Man
How do you feel about yourself: Waiting For The Miracle
Describe your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend: Seems So Long Ago, Nancy
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: Dance Me To The End Of Love.
Describe where you want to be: I Came So Far For Beauty
Describe what you want to be: You Know Who I Am
Describe your car: Never Any Good; That Don't Make It Junk
Describe how you live: The Land Of Plenty
Describe how you love: A Thousand Kisses Deep
Share a few words of wisdom: Don't Go Home With Your Hard-On; Everybody Knows; I Left A Woman Waiting; In My Secret Life