Lunchtime Double Dactyl

It's really hard to ditch the monster image. (Inspired by Collision Detection: Humbolt squid captured alive via Pharyngula: Florid squid prose)

Squiddily-diddily
Gigas (Dosidicus),
Migrating north from its
Home in the deep,

Causes reporters to
H.P.Lovecraftily
Paint purple prose while the
Old guy's asleep.