I'm not a Gorilla

Hoo am I?

I wouldn't normally post a "What are you?" result in my journal. A lot of live journallers post them regularly, but they really only serve to amuse, not inform. I've only posted this one because it seemed to do better than most on providing a description of me.

It would be fair to say the 9 question test is a bit of a cop-out. It delivers 3 animals for you to select from. So if you wanted a test to tell you exactly what you are, you're out of luck. Of the Gorilla, Penguin and Owl results it gave me, only the Owl suited. At least it gave a consistent description of my personality type.

So, it gave a good description, did it?

Erm, yeah.

And what did it suggest for a career?

I wish you hadn't asked that. Careers included: bank manager, judge, diplomat, head of state.

What famous people have the same animal?

This is where it gets worse: Abraham Lincoln, Nelson Mandela, and Oprah Winfrey!

Nooooooo! This can't be right! I went from that cool feeling of "here is a positively framed blurb of what I'm like" to the mortifying character assassination of "you ought to be a head of state".

I don't think I'll buy the book.