Fire ants in your pants
Cross-posted from PhaWRONGula: Wasmannia auropunctata. Those fire ants sure do have interesting ways to pass on their genes. Read Pharyngula: Clone war of the sexes first.
Ploidity-droidity
Diploid queen fire ants
Clone themselves daughters to
Be the next queens,
Giving them life via
Parthenogenesis—
No need for males to get
Into their genes.
Clonally-dronally
Haploid male fire ants
Stoically cope with a
Karma to spurn,
Living their history of
Amatrilineal
Roots—a glass ceiling but
One that won't burn.