Feline Verse
I was reading through a list of cat rules (which can be found growing wild on many personal web pages) and noted that one of the rules sounded like an excellent end to a limerick. Of course I just couldn't stop at one, could I?
Just ignore them when you're busy stalking.
When they call for you, just keep on walking.
Treat them all with disdain.
You don't have to explain.
When in doubt, let your tail do the talking.
In the morning an east window's best.
After midday migrate to the west.
If you sleep the whole day
then at night you can play
by pretending you're demon possessed.