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Submitted by Virge on Wed, Oct 8, 2003 - 02:37
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Here are some excerpts from The Top Five List:

From the Top 25 Things to Say at Work on Talk Like a Pirate Day:

"Hop to it, dogs: Thar be leftover catering booty in the break room for plunderin'."

"Arrr, matey, have your parrot call my parrot and we'll one day partake of noontime grub together."

"Be that a peg leg, or arrr ye just happy to cast yer eyes upon me?"

"Ye bent my ear with yer lubberly questions WITHOUT tryin' a reboot first? Arrr! It's the plank for you, ye mangy cur... and thank ye for calling Microsoft Tech Support!"

"Aye, if it's a large treasure chest and amazin' booty ye seek, fix yer gaze upon the receptionist."

"Avast, ye demon copy machine! Taste the wrath of my arse!"

From the Top 20 Little-Known Terrorist Organizations:

Ku Klutz Klan -- clumsy cross-burning rednecks 

El McPherson -- band of crazed-from-hunger Supermodels 

The Moulin Rouge -- French Communist song and dance troupe 

The Talibananarama -- spreading the message of bad British '80s dance music 

Hamina-hamina-hamas -- freedom fighters for Jackie Gleason 

Balsamic Jihad -- fundamentalist food critics 

"Weird Al" Qaeda -- attacking the capitalist, American government by spreading their revolutionary message in the form of a rousing polka medley 

Falun Bong -- Uhm... hey, man, what are we fighting again? 

Pujafudin-Pujafudout -- spreading the terror that is the Hokey Pokey

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Submitted by Rats (not verified) on Wed, Oct 8, 2003 - 09:26.

Hah! These are hilarious. I've got another one for the list of terrorists:

The IRC (instead of the IRA, you know) - An evil, yet oddly compelling force that drains your life by wasting your time.