Co'd

Bleaghhh. I hab a co'd. By dose is rudding. I'm coughi'g. There are too many thi'gs to do ad work. I'm thi'k I'm goi'g to go hobe early.

Everything I say sounds grumbly. My voice is about an octave lower - just a little smoother and I could do Barry White songs - oooh baby! Sounds sexy if you can ignore all the other cold symptoms