Bad Goth Poetry

People with refinement and taste should read no further. Just go somewhere else for a few minutes - take a little walk outside while I allow the dark side of Virge off its leash.

There is humour in seeing how bad poetry can get. Something Awful often exposes this branch of humour when it collects examples of how dumb people can be. It can be fun to try to write extremely bad poetry, but I just can't compete with these outstanding examples of angsty ineptitude. So, damn the missspeellings and mindless meanderings of misanthropic morons. I'll achieve dissonance by eschewal of consonants [sic].

I now present the work of Vowel-mouthed Virge - the Virtuoso of Vile Vulgar Verse.

I ache after angels,
entice and ensnare
each one in an amorous
unholy affair.

Abhorrent appetites
and impulses emerge
eventually exposing
an abominable urge.

I eagerly amputate,
attack and impale,
orgasmically eating
each ounce of entrail.

Engaged in avulsion,
amorally allured,
evisceration's immersive
entertainment's assured.

You can't say I didn't warn you.

Comments

Cool cool VERY SOMETING I CAN'T TYPE IT!!!