Avast!

Captain Jack took Virge for an amazing adventure this afternoon.

No, I haven't started experimenting with chemical brain-state modifiers. I just enjoyed the pure escapism of Pirates of the Carribean - The Curse of the Black Pearl. Arrrrr, every day should be talk like a pirate day.

If ever somebody decides to turn the Monkey Island games into a movie, I now know exactly the style I'd like them to use. PotC is cheesy. It's over-the-top on incredibility. It's set in devastatingly beautiful, rugged coasts. It's swash-buckling. It's just cram-packed with piratey goodness. Oh, for a cinematic pirate's life!

Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. Its not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?