Aussie Ambassador? *blush*
From his own press: "Irwin: slides down hillsides with penguins; almost rubs noses with the notoriously dangerous leopard seal; and spends time in the inspirational company of two friendly humpback whales."
What part of "don't interact with the wildlife" didn't naive Steve understand?
The Croc-Jock keeps telling tall tales
'cause a ban would be bad for his sales.
My snooping reveals
what he's called by the seals:
Starf Arfwin or Dances With Whales.