1000 Post
As promised, the 1000 post filk - dedicated to some of the very memorable characters at EK. They're a weird and wonderful bunch.
Put on your best Scottish accent and sing along.
When I wake up, yeah I know I'm gonna see
I'm gonna see what EK's got that's fresh and new.
When I log in, from my overworked PC
I'm gonna see the words of EK's motley crew.
In my office, when I've got a moment free
I'm gonna read an extra post, or maybe two.
Then at lunchtime, you can guess I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be on EK till my lunch is through.
Yeah I would post 500 times
and I would post 500 more
Just to be the man who posts a thousand times
'cause I'm an EK whore.
I'll see Linda with her demon cat Azzy
and her girly-boys - she's painted quite a few.
I'll see Socar telling tales of Li-Gui
while her break from Mr. Squeaky's overdue.
Then there's Levi, on a portrait posting spree.
He's the teddy-bear you never quite outgrew.
And there's Lina - with a sketch of peegy-whee
watching bumble bees or finding ears to chew.
Yeah I would post 500 times
and I would post 500 more
Just to be the Virge who posts a thousand times
'cause I'm an EK whore.
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I'll see Daniel (though I call him Mr. P)
with his cheeky smirk and angel-wing tattoo.
Pope banana. Newbies call him LSE,
but he's Joe to those who finally get a clue.
And there's Sica - with her witty repartee -
she's the EK pimp who dragged me to this zoo.
There's too many, in this human potpourri
So I'm sorry if I didn't mention you.
Yeah I would post 500 times
and I would post 500 more
Just to be the man who posts a thousand times
'cause I'm an EK whore.
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