Isn't this a classic case of nominative determinism? Madonna becomes an iconic focus for a religious movement.
What could I do? I simply had to pull a limerick or double dactyl out of this one.
Starbalah Schmarbalah
Old Rabbi Phillip Berg
found that the brightest stars
beamed rays of light
into the realms of the
celebritocracy --
now the Madonna can
re-clothe in white.
Other Double Dactyls
